Limerick by Christine

 

There once was a girl named Sara
Who wanted to look like Farrah
With her nose in a book
She got no look
From her favorite forensic fella

 

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There once was a site from Elyse
Where CSI fans said their peace
At days end it was fun
To give it a run
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Young Greg asked to study the master
Now he gets to learn so much faster
He made his game tight
Without any fight
And that's how he avoided disaster

 

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Limericks by Larimar

 

Saw an ugly spider on the floor
Scared, I banged on the door
Saw a can of Raid
Fumbled as I sprayed
'Til Grissom came in and screamed: "No more!".
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There once was a guy named Nicky
Who gave a girl a really big hickey
On vacation they went
To California and spent
All day long at Disney with Mickey.
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There once was a woman named Yelina
Who dreamt she was a ballerina
Met Horatio's brother
Then became a mother
And arrested a perp at the marina.

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