Thanks

 

there once was a csi named nicky
who found his job quite tricky
his girlfriend died
his boss told him lies
what will become of poor nicky?

 

 

 

There once was a bugman named Grissom
Who was very handsome and lissome;
When he wears his specs
the whole female sex
Just wants to grab Grissom and kiss 'im.

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There once was a woman named Anna
Who wanted to move to Montana.
She really liked cows
and knew all her vowels
And wanted to be just like Vanna.
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There once was a young man named Warrick
An expert in all things forensic.
He's teamed up with Cath
so you do the math
Will he be her next lovestruck vic?
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 flew on a jet out to Vegas
to try to sell my rutabagas;
but when I arrived
I only had five
so I gave them to Officer Vega.
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I flew on a jet to Milwaukee
to eat chicken wings teriyaki
as I swallowed my beer
what did I overhear?
Mary Crystal's preparing some gnocchi.
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I flew on a jet to New York
to buy Sara Sidle some pork;
I gave her my gift
but she seemed quite miffed
and chased me around with her fork.

 

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Limericks by Betty

 

She asked Grissom out on a date.
He said, "Sara, my dear, you're too late."
II"ve got Heather for breakfast,
Sophia for lunch
And I'm picking up Catherine at eight."

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The corpse was a gambler named Harry.
The suspect was Harry's wife, Mary.
Would Mary have shot
Harry? Catherine thought not.
But Gris was inclined to be wary.

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Sara and Greg on a case
Found leather and bloodstained black lace
Sar thought it looked kinky
But Greg said it was hinky.
The corpse was an old nun named Grace

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Limericks by Shane

 

Ecklie sure is a stickler
Who fell onto Sara and kissed her
Sara went "yuck"
And Ecklie said "what"
Boy was that quite a picture!!
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Sara sure was a whiner
Although she sure was a 'finer
Her love for Grissom
Was from her wise wisdom
So she had to walk up and kiss 'im.